I'm Retired From the Bullshit(TM) Hat

A good friend and I were leaving my office for lunch one day, I got this phone call from one of my employees about something insane and that made no common sense whatsoever. I got very upset at what he was telling me and I abruptly hung up the phone. I turned to my friend and said “I’m Retired From The Bullshit” My friend laughed hysterically at what I had blurted out. I thought to myself and said to my friend, “I need to put that saying on a shirt”. History begins!