I'm Retired From The Bullshit (TM) - With Words
The Story Behind This Shirt: A good friend and I were leaving my office for lunch one day, I got this phone call from one of my employees about something insane and that made no common sense whatsoever. I got very upset at what he was telling me and I abruptly hung up the phone. I turned to my friend and said “I’m Retired From The Bullshit” My friend laughed hysterically at what I had blurted out. I thought to myself and said to my friend, “I need to put that saying on a shirt”. History begins! Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
Getting Paid Makes Me Smile (TM)
The Story Behind This Shirt: Walked into a bank on a Friday and saw how everyone was cashing their paychecks. I noticed all of them had a big smile on their faces...So, I put it on a t-shirt. I hope you have the same experience when you're getting paid! Our t-shirts are very soft, comfortable, true to size, and made to be worn daily. Woven from premium 100% combed ring-spun cotton. We create t-shirts you'll want to wear every day that speak your mind...so you don't have to. Our t-shirts are pre-shrunk and keep their size after washing in warm water. Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
Hope is Dope (TM)
The Story Behind This Shirt: Growing up as a kid I would always hear different sayings around my neighborhood. There was one particular saying that stayed with me for years. The saying was DOPE. Used like That is Dope. Meaning something that is really cool. One of my favorite sayings is, “You gotta have hope”. Combine the two sayings. History begins! Our t-shirts are pre-shrunk and keep their size after washing in warm water. Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
You Can't Coach Stupid (TM) T-shirt
The Story Behind This Shirt: We all know someone that is always saying or doing something Stupid. I was waiting in line one day at McDonalds in Norristown, Pa. I overheard this guy saying to his friend how bad he wanted to watch the big fight that was coming on that night. He was complaining about how high his electric and cable bill was and that both were due to be shut off that day. His exact words were, “F_ _ k my electric bill! I’m paying my cable first”. I started to say something to him and you know what I mean. Instead, I said to myself, “You Can’t Coach Stupid”. So I put it on a shirt. History begins! Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
Protected by Jesus - Stand Back (TM)
The Story Behind This Shirt: God definitely delivered this one to me. He came to me at 3:45 AM. I remember clear as a sunny day. He came to me and said, “I got your attention with the Retired shirt, now I want you to do one for me”. Me being the obedient Christian that I am, I went to work. History begins!
I'm Just a Kid
The Story Behind This Shirt:I do believe there’s a kid in all of us whether you’re young or old. Anybody that knows me, knows that I’m a big kid at heart and Disney is one of my favorite places to visit. I’m at the Disney Park walking around and I see everybody in the park having a great time. It didn’t matter how old anybody was. I saw people laughing, smiling, just being overwhelmed with pure joy and amazement for what Disney had to offer. It didn’t matter what you were going through in life, once you were in the park, it all went away. I wanted to capture this on a shirt. I put I’m Just A Kid on my shirt to remind me never to get old no matter what age you are. My shirt is for everyone to wear. History begins! Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
I'm Retired From The Bullshit (TM) T-shirt - With Bull
The Story Behind This Shirt: A good friend and I were leaving my office for lunch one day, I got this phone call from one of my employees about something insane and that made no common sense whatsoever. I got very upset at what he was telling me and I abruptly hung up the phone. I turned to my friend and said “I’m Retired From The Bullshit” My friend laughed hysterically at what I had blurted out. I thought to myself and said to my friend, “I need to put that saying on a shirt”. History begins! Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
My WIFE is my Side Chick! #Faithful
The Story Behind This Shirt: I was talking to my friends David and Tiffany one day at dinner. They are such a lovely couple. I asked them what it was about each other they loved so much. My friend David explained how their relationship was not always like it is now. I asked him to explain as I was a little confused. He replied, mwe were not always as faithful to one another, and we had marital problems in the past. He went on to explain how he had a side Chick, and she had a side Dude. His story continued with how they both were dishonest with each other and just point-blank cheating on each other. Tiffany explained that they both really loved each other and knew it was wrong to be unfaithful and they had things to correct in their marriage. They both explained how they went to counseling, got saved and simply put their marriage in GOD's hands. They both jokingly said they were each other’s side chick and Side Dude now.: History begins!
My HUSBAND is my Side Dude! #Faithful
The Story Behind This Shirt: I was talking to my friends David and Tiffany one day at dinner. They are such a lovely couple. I asked them what it was about each other they loved so much. My friend David explained how their relationship was not always like it is now. I asked him to explain as I was a little confused. He replied, mwe were not always as faithful to one another, and we had marital problems in the past. He went on to explain how he had a side Chick, and she had a side Dude. His story continued with how they both were dishonest with each other and just point-blank cheating on each other. Tiffany explained that they both really loved each other and knew it was wrong to be unfaithful and they had things to correct in their marriage. They both explained how they went to counseling, got saved and simply put their marriage in GOD's hands. They both jokingly said they were each other’s side chick and Side Dude now.: History begins! Interested in 4XL or 5XL? Contact Us
Crazy Is What Makes Me! (TM)
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Dear God
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Beer Drinkers Guide (TM)
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