I'm Retired From The Bullshit (TM) Hoodie - With Words

The Story Behind This Shirt: A good friend and I were leaving my office for lunch one day, I got this phone call from one of my employees about something insane and that made no common sense whatsoever. I got very upset at what he was telling me and I abruptly hung up the phone. I turned to my friend and said “I’m Retired From The Bullshit” My friend laughed hysterically at what I had blurted out. I thought to myself and said to my friend, “I need to put that saying on a shirt”. History begins!

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I'm Retired From The Bull (TM) Hoodie - With Bull

The Story Behind This Hoodie: A good friend and I were leaving my office for lunch one day, I got this phone call from one of my employees about something insane and that made no common sense whatsoever. I got very upset at what he was telling me and I abruptly hung up the phone. I turned to my friend and said “I’m Retired From The Bullshit” My friend laughed hysterically at what I had blurted out. I thought to myself and said to my friend, “I need to put that saying on a shirt”. History begins!

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You Can't Coach Stupid (TM) Hoodie

The Story Behind This Shirt: We all know someone that is always saying or doing something Stupid. I was waiting in line one day at McDonalds in Norristown, Pa. I overheard this guy saying to his friend how bad he wanted to watch the big fight that was coming on that night. He was complaining about how high his electric and cable bill was and that both were due to be shut off that day. His exact words were, “F_ _ k my electric bill! I’m paying my cable first”. I started to say something to him and you know what I mean. Instead, I said to myself, “You Can’t Coach Stupid”. So I put it on a shirt. History begins!

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Truth I Work To Pay My Bills Hoody

The Story Behind This Shirt: Coming Soon

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